About Us
Assisted Leaving is America's first
premier exodus facilitation service, dedicated to helping public figures honor their solemn promises to leave the country. Founded in the wake of countless "I'm leaving if..." declarations, we're the bridge between passionate statements and actual departures.
In fact, consider us as travel agents for the politically distraught – specializing in one-way tickets for promised departures.
Our Mission
Make America Great Again
When celebrities and public figures declare their intent to leave, we take them at their word, offering genuine means to fulfill their pledges while converting
declined offers into educational opportunities for the next generation of engaged citizens.
What We Do
Provide first-class tickets (up to $6,000) to eligible public figures who've promised to leave.- Convert declined ticket values into scholarships for conservative conference attendance and education.
- Issue official "Departure Certificates" to patriots supporting our cause
- Maintain a detailed, verifiable archive of public exodus promises
- Track and document the follow-through (or lack thereof) on these bold declarations
- Keep the deadline open until January 20, 2026 – one year after Donald Trump's inauguration as the 47th President of the United States of America
Join Us for just $9.95
Ready to help someone keep their word? Get your certificate today and join thousands of
Americans who believe that promises matter, even when they're made in the heat of the moment on late-night TV.