About Us
Offering First-Class Tickets to First-Class Drama Queens & Kings!
Assisted Leaving is America's first premier exodus facilitation service, dedicated to helping public figures honor their solemn promises to leave the country. Founded in the wake of countless "I'm leaving if..." declarations, we're the bridge between passionate statements and actual departures.
Our Mission
First-Class Farewells to the Traitors, One-Way Only
Assisted Leaving offers first-class tickets up to $6,000 to help self-proclaimed exiles say adios at last! They promised to leave when Trump became the 47 th President – because living in the free and most privileged land on earth was just too much to bear. Time to help them find peace... somewhere far, far away from America’s ‘nightmare.’
Buy a certificate and send the complainers on a permanent vacation. America First – today and always!- And if they chicken out, the money goes to a good cause – scholarships for students or funding for America-first initiatives. Either way, you win. America wins.
- Are you leaving? Great! You have until January 20, 2026, to take advantage of the offer. One full year after Donald J. Trump took the oath as the 47th President. So, no rush, just plenty of time to pack up the ‘oppression’ and get going!
No Refunds
On the Promise!
Make America Great Again
Hold Celebrities & Influencers Accountable!
This ticket is your way of stepping up and saying, “We are pained to see you oppressed. Clearly, you don’t love it here, so you must leave...but you’re not going to leave without our help.”
Michael Cohen
Cohen told MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace that he plans to flee the country if his former boss wins in November. “I’m out of here. I mean, I’m already working on a foreign passport with a completely different name,”
Sophie Turner
On November 8, 2024, The New York Post reported that “‘Game of Thrones’ vet Sophie Turner also pledged to ‘get the f–k out’ of America and move back to her home country of the United Kingdom if Trump were to step into power.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
There’s too much fking stupid in the world to go back to that miserable fking excuse for a country.
Sharon Stone
On November 8, 2024, The New York Post reported that Sharon Stone echoed the sentiments of her fellow actress, expressing her frustration with the political climate. Stone stated that it was time for her to flee America
Tom Hanks
On December 19, 2023, @the_realJJMurray reported that Ellen DeGeneres and Tom Hanks stated they would leave the United States if Donald Trump wins the presidency in 2024.
Minnie Driver
She told The Times of London that after nearly 30 years in Los Angeles, she was returning to the U.K. due to discomfort with living in a Republican-run state. While California offered some insulation, she felt more “hopeful” about her future prospects in the U.K.
Ready to Make Your Grand Exit?
Fill out the Form, and Let’s Make It Happen!
If you’ve publicly declared your intent to leave the country if Donald J. Trump becomes President, we’re here to help you pack your bags. Here’s how it works:
- You apply for your one-way ticket.
- You provide valid travel documents (we can’t smuggle you out, sorry).
We review your application and make the arrangements.