Get Your Certificate

Actions speak louder than words, but just in case, here’s a certificate to back it up. The Assisted Leaving Certificate is an official reminder of those who swore they’d leave and a testament to the power of follow-through (or lack thereof). Every purchase supports the mission of holding non-patriotic Americans to their own words. If they won’t book the flight, at least you can book the receipt.

Buy a certificate today for just $10.00.